
Quizzical Musical Theatre Challenge
How Well do you know Musical Theatre?
These lyrics contain references to 25 famous Musicals. Identify them and send your answers to us via the contact form.
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Read 'em and Weep!
Something’s off in Washington In an under-stated way Our vantage has been by-passed By behemoth Broadway It reeks of rotten salmon A stub to Bigfoot’s toe It’s as if we were an island Off of Denver, Colorado Starting with New York, New York (Rather redundant we do say) It seems like every forty seconds Is another Manhattan-set play Oh do not ask ‘Why not us’ It’s clearly East Coast Bias In the heights of our dismay What of guys and dolls? And other really funny girls Whose tales not in Gotham fall? Do producers know we’re out here? What the Juan de Fuca? Our state’s lack of representation Makes me wanna puka
Singing in the rain Is our birthright forever NY thinks we’re invisible Phantoms in the heather Even countries do get featured Way more than Washington They’re really high on Bali They never miss Saigon LaMancha had its man Jersey had its boys Yeah, we remember Paris And it’s miserable noise We get that thing in Austria The one with all the kids Such kismet unfolded Europely Came from far away they did Our State’s music, man, is good Just stating it’s not fair There’s something of a great divide And I’m pulling out my hair!